Guild Kills Giant Ugly Thing

Endless Delirium once again proves they are talented in the area of hitting things until they stop moving. This time the thing in question is the giant creature once known as "Gruul." This reporter is told he is now known as the worlds biggest throw rug.

"We spent some time trying to figure out the best way to beat him. After all the talking though we just decided to hit him until he fell over. Then hit him a few more times just to be sure." Other guild members agreed. "Yeah, I poked him, he's dead." Another member piped in: "At least until next week. Then we have to go hit him again until he remembers why he didn't want to get up before."